Last minute gift ideas for 70 year old parents

What should be the best minute gift for 70 year old parents??

~ Pay their cable bill for a year.

~ Gift certificates to the places they like to eat.

~ Buy her a few other things, like new kitchen curtains and new bedspreads

~ If you are good at crafts, cut out one good photo of each family member and make a 3D scene by sticking foams with different depth behind him or her. This homemade gift idea if for kids.

~ A beautiful platinum necklace for mom and platinum ring for dad would be an ideal gift for parents.

~ Family portrait painting on a ceramic platter for your parents

~ Viagra??? (for you dad)